Off Brand
New York Pets
[Not the Jets] Tee
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Wrong altitude.
Right attitude.
Strictly for the housebound.
Forget the flight path and the supersonic speed; these players are more interested in the post-game treats. The New York Pets tee features an elite squad of helmet-wearing domestic heavyweights who are clearly ready for a nap. It is a high-fidelity, emerald-toned graphic that flips a classic football aesthetic into something strictly unofficial and unapologetically cuddly. Perfect for the fans who know the real "green machine" is currently shedding on the rug.
New York Pets parody t-shirt inspired by New York football culture, featuring original helmeted domestic animal artwork. Built around a sharp monochromatic green palette and a vintage athletic composition, this design flips a legendary sports identity into something original, unofficial, and self-aware. It is a game-day vibe, it is funny, and it knows exactly what it is not.
OFF Brand. On Point.
Disclaimer: Independent design by OFF Brand. Not affiliated with the New York Jets, the NFL, or any professional sports franchises that actually leave the ground.
![New York Pets - [Not the Jets] Tee on-body fit](http://www.theoffbrandshop.com/cdn/shop/files/PETS_2_sq.webp?v=1771395325&width=2000)
Size Guide
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17" | 25" |
| M | 19" | 27.5" |
| L | 21" | 28.5" |
| XL | 22" | 29.5" |
| 2XL | 23" | 30" |
| 3XL | 25" | 30.5" |
| 4XL | 26" | 31" |
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 43 | 64 |
| M | 48 | 70 |
| L | 53 | 72 |
| XL | 56 | 75 |
| 2XL | 58 | 76 |
| 3XL | 64 | 77 |
| 4XL | 66 | 79 |
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| M | 19-20" | 27-28" | 8" |
| L | 21-22" | 28.5" | 9" |
| XL | 23-24" | 29.5" | 10" |
| 2XL | 25-26" | 30.5" | 11" |
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| M | 48-51 | 69-71 | 20 |
| L | 53-56 | 72 | 23 |
| XL | 58-61 | 75 | 25 |
| 2XL | 64-66 | 77 | 28 |
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| M | 20" | 28" | 9.5" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 11" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 12" |
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| M | 51 | 71 | 24 |
| L | 56 | 76 | 25 |
| XL | 61 | 79 | 28 |
| 2XL | 66 | 81 | 30 |
How To Measure
Take your favorite fitting tee, lay it flat, and measure it according to the diagram.
Measure straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole.
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Measure from the shoulder seam to the sleeve opening.
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