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The Cats of the United States

Paw Prints

$35 USD

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Design

Cats Dogs

Style Premium Basic

Color : Vintage Black (P)

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Like cats? Great.
Patriotic? Even better.
Politics is a dog-eat-dog world, but these cats are running the show.

From the steps of the monuments to the halls of power, the Cats of the United States tee is a playful OFF Brand take on patriotic pride. Featuring a lineup of feline icons, including a very confused Lady Liberty and a stern Uncle Sam, this design proves that while the government might be messy, this look is clean.

Built around bold vintage aesthetics and a highly detailed graphic, this design flips classic souvenir style into something original, unofficial, and self-aware. It's a retro vibe, it's funny, and it knows exactly what it is.

OFF Brand. On Point.

Disclaimer: Independent design by OFF Brand. Not affiliated with the U.S. Government, the National Park Service, or any major sports team.

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Inches CM

Basic Tee Premium Vintage Premium Classic Oversized

Size	Width	Length
S	17"	25"
M	19"	27.5"
L	21"	28.5"
XL	22"	29.5"
2XL	23"	30"
3XL	25"	30.5"
4XL	26"	31"

Size	Width	Length
S	43	64
M	48	70
L	53	72
XL	56	75
2XL	58	76
3XL	64	77
4XL	66	79

The Look Standard unisex straight cut. Bodysize weaving (no side seams) creates a clean, tubular silhouette.

The Feel No.32 Semi cotton. Soft, breathable, and holds its shape nicely. The essential everyday weight.

The Colors 31 shades available ranging from essential Neutrals and Earth Tones to bold Vibrants and soft Pastels.

The Details Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Taped neck and shoulders for durability.

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
M	19-20"	27-28"	8"
L	21-22"	28.5"	9"
XL	23-24"	29.5"	10"
2XL	25-26"	30.5"	11"

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
M	48-51	69-71	20
L	53-56	72	23
XL	58-61	75	25
2XL	64-66	77	28

The Look Semi-oversized with a boxier cut and dropped shoulders. Fits looser than the Basic Tee.

The Feel 200 GSM weight. Specialized fade process makes it feel broken-in and super soft immediately.

The Colors Vintage Black, Vintage Grey, and Vintage White (Off-white).

The Details Authentic single-stitch hems and a thick collar for that retro 90s aesthetic.

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
M	20"	28"	9.5"
L	22"	30"	10"
XL	24"	31"	11"
2XL	26"	32"	12"

Size	Width	Length	Sleeve
M	51	71	24
L	56	76	25
XL	61	79	28
2XL	66	81	30

The Look Structured semi-oversized silhouette. Features a high "Fit Neck" collar that sits tight.

The Feel Heavyweight luxury (200-220 GSM). Does not cling; hangs with authority.

The Colors 20 vibrant shades including Cream, Earth Tones, Pastels, and Bold Primaries.

The Details Classic single-stitch hems with a reinforced, non-stretching collar.

Oversized fit details coming soon.

Measurement Guide

How To Measure

Take your favorite fitting tee, lay it flat, and measure it according to the diagram.

Width (Chest)

Measure straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole.

Length

Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve

Measure from the shoulder seam to the sleeve opening.

*Standard & Premium tees may vary by ±1 inch (2.5 cm). Vintage-washed styles may vary by up to ±2 inches due to the wash and finishing process.

Measurement Diagram

Fit Tips

The Chest Rule If your chest and waist measurements suggest different sizes, always order the size indicated by your chest.

Between Sizes? Order the smaller size for a tighter, athletic fit or the larger size for a relaxed, looser fit.

Tall Sizes (6’+) Standard cuts may sit shorter on taller frames. Consider sizing up for extra length.

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